They say that the bigger the glasses the more stylish you are. Its the "IN" thing right now. Oversized glasses is 2005. So heres Mady with the latest style. She loves wearing them too. I take her in public like this and just watch everyone laugh amongst themselves. Anyway to cute not to post. Madyson 05. 

IM BACK YO~!

If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest
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Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey

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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

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.````````````````````````````"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

`````````````````````````````````"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President (DUH)

```````````````````"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle

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```````````"The word 'genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy likeNorman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback &sports analyst.`

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unfaithfull blogger

I have been unfaithfull to my blogging. Sorry. My roadrunner has been not letting me sign on i just got it fixed. Im here in FL and there has been lots of thunder storms and power outages so i think that has something to do with it. Nothing spectacluar has happend with the few days i havent written. Just going to school gossiping about these 2 girls i hate being bitchy to them to see how far they let me take it and hanging out with my girls at night. Matt and I have been doing seperate things he goes to the moveis and dinner with his friends and i go out with mine and now we are doing super! Yeah i said Super. Super duper!

something scary

Last night I woke up from a deep sleep almost sudden and looked over at Matt and he was sitting up real still and had his head kinda tilted like he was listening to something.. He sat there like that i would say for 2 mins.. I was wondering what was going on.. Then he walked to the bathroom which is in our room and when he came out he said "that was freaky" He said that he heard something flying around in the shower ( we have shower doors instead of curtains) and his shampoo was thrown out of the shower and across the bathroom. After that i couldnt sleep at all, i kept thinking i heard stuff all night. I finally did fall asleep but then Matt let one rip and it lasted like 30 seconds and it woke me up I didnt really know it was a fart so i tought it was the ghost and my heart was pounding then I kninda woke up and realized it wasnt a ghost. I dont know what was scarier the insident in the bathroom or the 30 second fart.

Sorry

I always go somewhere over the weekends thats why i dont write. This is just a monday- friday blog. So Saturday i took Mady to the park for the first time and she loved the swings and climbing up the slide. Sunday we went to a waterpark and Mady just had so much fun playing with the big kids in the pool. Shes probably thinking " I could get the hang of this life thing" I dont get to take her out much cause of school.. I feel guilty cause of that. Whatever time i do get with her though I make sure i spend all of it with her.
I went with my friend Megan and her 6 yr old son to go get ice cream Sat night and She orderd her son cookies and cream in a waffel cone and then after she orderd she was telling me how cute the guy was who took our order he comes back and says.. Did you say cookies and cream or cookie dough and she blirts out Waffel. The guy then says I know im cute but i didnt know i was cute enough to make you speechless. Megan about Died.
Her son was like what the hell??? He didnt say that of course hes only 6 but i know he thought it.
I have to dedicate my time today to laundry =( I have so much laundry to do its starting to look like mt everrest in my garage. When ever my laundry gets this Bad i always complain i dont have enough clothes and i need to go clothes shopping... I will try anything to get out of laundry. I will have a more exciting blog for you later this was just a catch up!

Random blogging

Ok so i dont really have anytning to say im just going to babble on. Ok heres something, What i dont understand is when people ask what time it is they always point to there wrist.. you ever notice that? When i need a bathroom should i point to my crotch "wheres the bathroom?"
The other day I went to walmart to get some cleaning supplies and i asked where was the shower racks and the lady pointed to an isle but her finger was crooked and i couldnt tell where she was pointing too. The top part of her finger was straight but then the very end pointed to the left. I thought it would be better just to find it on my own. I politley said " Thank you" and couldnt stop thinking how gross her finger was. I wasnt even close to where i thought her handy cap finger was pointing.. Needless to say it took me awhile to find what i wanted.
I made a church sign




what do you think? you can make one http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/index.php I got this idea from
http://devilsdeeds.blogspot.com Wow i kinda just did a shot out! Ok lets talk about rights and lefts...Your right i left!

on another note

So Matt and I talked since my last blog, we even had lunch together. We are going to let eachother have some space alittle like i have my friends and he has his. But still be together. I think it will make us miss eachother more.
So every thing is fine! I am keeping the letter up though that way he can still read it casue he should know thats how i feel i need to communicate with him.
Enough of that though.. Here are some things ive learned over time...............

1 Some people arnt vegitarians cause they feel sorry for the animals, its cause they hate plants.
2 Based on what my friend Jessica learned in gym class you throw red balls at fat people
3 Theres plenty of fish in the sea......but who the hell dates fish?
4 Beer makes you smarter...it made Bud Wiser!
5 If you rerange mother in law you get woman hitler
6 Some guys think this pick up line works....Nice legs what time do they open
7 some girls dont turn heads they break fucken necks
8 Im out with the chess gang...yeah thats right im in a gang
9 I know someone with a pet duck named Aflack
10 at least one person wants to sue the jetsons for promising us such a cool future
11 When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
12 I hate when im at a wedding or something and old people pinch my cheeks and say "your next" I think when were at a funeral i will go up to an old person and pinch their cheeks "your next"

ps Im not sure if this is true or not but Stevie Wonder sang the national anthem at some game and G-Dub was there and waved to Stevie Wonder.. So did Bush actually think Stevie would wave back??? HES BLIND!

Sorry Matt

Matt,
You think I wrote all this stuff cause I didn't think that you would ever read it... You couldn't be any more wrong. I was hoping that you would read it cause when ever I talk to you about how I feel you always rudely interrupt me and ask if im finished or if Im done being mean. Now you know how I really feel with out any interruptions. I didn't bad mouth you in any way I just stated pretty much I was unhappy and why I am unhappy. I never said that I hated you or you were a bad person, I don't think that of you, I wouldn't just make up something. Im glad you read the way I feel im better at expressing through writing other then talking. When I talk words just loosely fall out into a big mess of words that end up making no since. You said some mean things to me last night but you say its how you feel...Im sorry I make you feel that way, Its just ashame that you so rudely blurt it out only when we are fighting. Maybe if you could just listen to me when I need to tell you something without getting so offended and tell me how you feel at a calm time we coulda worked out. I think you couldn't have said it better though when you said ill be moving without you...Sad to say but that's what we need. This really hurts me..This is the only way I feel like I can communicate with you and to be able to say everything I need to say. Im force feeding you my feelings. Look Matt its gone on long enough, your not happy im not happy that pretty soon will make Mady unhappy and that's something I know we can both agree on. You seen your parents unhappy and I know that you never wanted to be like that.
Im sorry that I make you feel depressed and like I always bring you down. That hurt me. I just wanted us to be happy but I guess you cant make someone happy if your not happy yourself. Neither of us were happy. When you read this I will be at school. Im not going to call you cause you might just say something out of anger so whatever you want to say to me, you should really think it over. We couldn't make our relationship work but we still have our friendship. Im sorry. I know I did a lot wrong and made things difficult please don't in anyway think im pushing this all on you, it was us. What were going to do from here we can talk face to face. I will keep my cool..Hopefully you can too. Again Matthew sorry.